No Sex Please, It’s Christmas!
By Michael Parker
directed by Bill Craig
Evening Performances at 8pm:
November 1, 2, 2019
November 8, 9
November 15, 16
November 22, 23
Sunday Matinee at 3pm: November 10
It’s Christmas Eve, and Broadbent , a developer/builder, has invited prospective buyers to spend the holidays in “THE HOUSE OF THE FUTURE”, in the hopes that the “spirit of the season” will close the deal. He has pulled out all the stops. The house is totally decorated for the holidays, he’s hired a personal chef to prepare a gourmet dinner, and has even bribed two members of his staff to pose as a married couple, who are renting the house, so they can extol its virtues and explain how everything works. HOWEVER…that’s the problem, nothing does. The self-cleaning bathroom, central trash disposal units, automatic closets, hidden telephones and his masterpiece, “The Personal Ion Chamber,” all have some serious glitches. But Broadbent has all the bases covered. He’s even hired his maintenance man to be on hand behind the scenes, to make running repairs as necessary…who ends up having to pretend to be a “nanny. This “Naughty but Nice” Christmas play will have you ho-ho-ho’ing till the very end!”
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- Adult -> $20
- Child -> $10 (ages 10 and under)
- Discount Tickets -> $15 (Available to Seniors (60+), Students(11-18), College (with ID), and Military/First Responders (Current or Ret., with ID))